Oh Mother!

"My 17 year-old son has been very secretive with me lately...tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that hi is hiding from me that brought the magazine into my home, and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I am greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant. What should I do about this?" - Bethany - a woefully clueless mother recently seeking advice on the Yahoo! Answers message board